The Bears Are Reportedly Interested in Brock Bowers for Head Coach
He broke Mike Ditka's rookie receiving yards record. Can he take Chicago to the Super Bowl?
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Breaking News: The Chicago Bears have reportedly added rookie tight end Brock Bowers to their list of head coaching candidates.
You read that right, a rookie tight end. But honestly? It makes sense when you think about it.
Bowers just broke Mike Ditka’s rookie receiving record. Ditka went on to win a Super Bowl. The Bears are clearly connecting the dots, if Ditka’s stats led to a championship, then Bowers’ stats should lead to a clipboard and a headset.
Forget coaching experience. Forget offensive schemes. Forget modern football. The Bears are desperate and stuck in the past. They’d rather chase echoes of 1985 than actually build a real future.
So sure, let’s interview Bowers. At this point, it’s about as logical as anything else this franchise has done.
Bowers will need to figure out if he has a better opportunity as the tight end of The Raiders or as the head coach of The Chicago Bears. Sounds like a catch-22 to me.